COVID-19 era notes: It’s good to challenge your brain to keep it sharp, but this past month has been ridiculous. March came in like a smooth monorail ride into the Magic Kingdom; it’s going out like a 50-car pileup during a rain of locusts.
Thank goodness the White House is in charge of the coronavirus response, working tirelessly to keep us safe by gathering loyalists on a podium for hours and pointing out “terrible” reporters. It’s like our leaders are humming a John Lennon song: “Nobody told me there’d be days like these ... Strange days indeed.”