n From "The I Hate to Cook Book,"

by Peg Bracken

Fake Hollandaise Sauce

3„4 cup mayonnaise

1„3 cup milk

1 teaspoon lemon juice

Salt and pepper to taste

Cook the milk and mayonnaise together

in the top of your double boiler (if you don't have an official double boiler, fake one with

a bowl on top of a pot) for five minutes, stirring constantly. Then add the other things

and stir just long enough for one good

chorus of "Gloomy Sunday" and it's done.